Brighton Massage with Happy Ending

Been back from my mongering trip to Rio for just over a week, had the post mongering vacation blues for a few days but have bounced back now.  I learnt from my mongering campaigns in Thailand to not dwell on this too long and not to fall victim to the spell of the sirens calling you back.  So its the weekend, im horny and im at home so what are my options for getting some pussy on the home front?

Im not really into doing whores at home on a regular basis, too addictive and consequently too expensive.  Iv had some luck with some more dating sites but not recently.  So im really feeling like a massage but do like an authentic professional massage with a happy ending at least.

I have tried some traditional Thai massage places in Brighton namely Jasmine and Siam.  Siam Massage is a proper shop. I had a 4 hands massage there 1 hour cost £80.  One of the girls looked like she used to work the beer bars of Pattaya tattoos and all. She done well for herself here now im sure.  No doubt she met some John in Pattaya many moons ago and now lives in the UK running her own massage business, he is probably long gone now.  She was good at massage but her younger assistant was not.  There was no extra sexual services, no brushing againt my penis, no accidental touching of my testicles. More the shame.

No I left there with heavy balls and feeling the need to do some more ringing around.  I think a massage should be sensual or there should always be extra on the menu.  I dont mean full blown sex, but my cock and balls are an essential part of my body the most sensitive and need a good rubbing up too.

I did actually visit Jasmine a few times, the actual oil massage was very good and totally professional but alas nothing sensual no hand relief no sexual services.  This cost around £30 for 1 hour so the price is good.  And is a little piece of the magic of a Thai massage in Brighton where i do visit from time to time.

This weekend I check out who is advertising in the massage section of Gumtree, there is a new one a beautiful Chinese woman offering full body massage in Brighton.  So i ring, her English is not good but we understand each other.  1 hour full body massage £35, she then offers extra sensual massage.  For £45 she will include hand relief, sounds good to me so make an appointment.

Find the place is easy enough to find,  just off Portland road in Hove.  Free parking round this area too off the side roads.  She greets me and is an attractive Chinese mature woman.  The massage is good concentrating on my back finding all those tight spots and knots.  Then the ‘turn over’ and she works my erection very well and empties my balls!  Sometimes a decent massage with a happy ending is all we want.  She did offer to strip off for an extra £20 and i could touch her tits but that was as far as it would go.  I declined may save that to the next time.

I did try ringing a woman offering tantric massage in Brighton Lily, but your lucky if she answers the phone, once she did and had a very bad attitude and wanting £100 for 1 hour.  But a tantric massage is still something i would like to try.

Alot advertise massage and its only sexual services they then offer, its just a front to get past the advertising rules. Others are authentic professional massage but are very careful not to include any sexual services and give the crown jewels a wide birth.  And then on the rare occassion a professional massage at least 1 hour finishing with a hand job for a reasonable price pops up.  A Happy Ending.

Termas Porn Star Experience

Termas An Introduction

The Termas (bath-house) is a Brazilian instituition a mens club, visiting a Termas when coming to Rio for a mongering holiday is a must.  Rio has hundreds of Termas dotted all over the city but the main concentration is in the Centro business district of downtown Rio De Janerio.  Here the majority of punters are brazilian business men. There are a few good Termas in Copacabana and Ipanema too, usually more expensive catering more to the tourists and visitors wanting sex with some local garotas.

A Termas is a mens club cum brothel with a touch of class. Inside you have a bar/club music area, massage, saunas, showers, rest areas and most of all girls or garotas, lots of them and they are known for giving you a good time, a true porn star experience or PSE

You pay an entrance fee usually around 50R for the top tier Termas you are then lead into a dressing room, the maid then guesses your size and hands you a robe and a locker key. You change then lock your gear away and put the key around your wrist. You then use your locker key as identity for your bill.  When buying drinks the barman will ask for your key, when taking a garota to a cabine, the girl will take your locker key.  You then pay up on exit when the receptionist gives you your bill. 

So you can enter a Termas have a few drinks usually around 7R for a beer and flirt with the ladies.  You are under no obligation to go with any of the garotas, Termas are usually well run and dont need to fear being scammed or ripped off.  So if you dont like what you see you can just pay your entrance fee and leave and try another Termas.  But still always check your bill.

Termas Garotas

The number of garotas inside a Termas can range from 10 to 100 all depending on the time and the location YMMV.  The garotas will sit with you, play with your cock under your dressing gown and kiss you, its good fun.  Some of the girls are stunning! The ratio of garotas you would really like to fuck is usually high. The quality is much higher than the freelancer scene in Copacabana like at the Balcony bar IMHO.  A Termas is where you cum to get an almost guaranteed fuck with a gorgeous garota fucking her arse and face whatever you want to do basically although you shoudl check she is ok with it before sealing the deal, helps if you can speak some Porto. 

Termas Porn Star Experience

Given you have chosen your Garota or she you and you decide you want to do the business with her, she will take you to a small cabine.  Minimum time is usually 40 minutes.  The garotas in the Termas are usually up for anything anal, cum in mouth CIM etc hence the PSE or Porn Star Experience. In fact many of the garotas working in the Termas have appeared in Porn films or on Brazil porn sites.

After your garota has drained your balls you can just go back to the bar and continue drinking and covorting with more garotas and fellow mongers alike.  They stay open to the early hours of the morning although its better to arrive when the number of girls is high and punters low also when the girls are fresh and just started working, usually around 5pm can be the best time to visit. 

They can be relatively expensive a complete session in a Termas including drinks, garota and hiring of the cabine can usually set you back between 250R to 300R alot more if you want a threesome or do many garotas.  But visting a Termas is a must, what follows is my account of some of the Termas I visited during my sex vacation in Copacabana Rio.

Termas Luomo Copacabana

Convienently situated relative to where I was staying Hotel Atlantico Copacabana on Siqueria CamposTermas Luomo is a short walk further up within a small shopping plaza selling antiques, it is up on the second floor. 

Termas Luomo Copacabana
From Rio De Janerio Brazil June 2010

It seems to be many a veteran monger to Rio De Janerio’s favorite Termas so wanted to make it my first Termas too.  After spending the day on whore beach Copacabana and not taking any garota bait that night decide to try out Termas Luomo.

The Termas in the Copacabana area are more expensive than Centro. The price for entry into Termas Luomo was 60 Reals and for a 40 minute session with one of the garotas was 240 reals so 300 reals without drinks etc. The receptionist tells me there was 30-40 girls inside dont always believe this though, once inside was more like 15.

So into the changing rooms, maid gives me a pair of sandals and robe, which was too big.  I enter the bar and see lots of lovely girls sitting around, only one or two mongers.  I get a drink from the bar and sit down on one of the comfy sofas.  There is a tall curvy latina at the bar with long jet black hair and she looks over and I beckon her to sit with me.  There is a nice mixture of garotas in this place and most are quality garotas too, black babes, blondes, sultry latinos and mulatos, they are all dressed in bikinis and there is some great bundas on show.

I take the Latino to one of the cabines, the cabines are small but clean and enough room to do the business.  The walls and ceiling are mirrored, she sits in front of me and gives some good head BBBJ, the experience heightened by watching her sucking and licking through the mirrors.  We then get down to some serious fucking I take her doggy style, bountiful booty slapping, i dont change position and shoot my load.  For the remainder of the time left she give me a massage and we cuddle up on the bed.  Then back to the bar and flirting with some more of the Garotas.

Not busy in here and the girls are all keen to do some fucking, there was a lovely young blonde and mulato with one of those bundas you could use as a table for putting your drinks on, she not mind me have a good grab of it. I promise to return and fuck them both and then pay my bill and leave.  Very relaxed, friendly and personal Termas with lots of garotas I would really like to fuck.

Termas Monte Carlo

Located on Rua Hilario de Gouveia just up from the Copacabana beach.  I neally went to Termas Monte Carlo on my first night heading to the Balcony Bar, there are touts that hang around Avenue Atlantico handing out promos trying to get you inside. 

Termas Monte Carlo Copacabana
From Rio De Janerio Brazil June 2010

 One of these guys tells me there are a few more Termas in that area that are cheaper that he could take me too, so was another option maybe one night.

Inside Termas Monte Carlo, the fees are 70 reals admission, 170 reals for a 40 minutes session with one of the garotas, and then  70 reals for the room.  I thinks its silly to break the bill down like this as you cant have a Garota without a cabine. Termas Monte Carlo also have a massage only service for 70 reals.

Into the changing rooms, get a robe that fits this time and then into the bar/club area. loud music playing and there is some guy dancing with his robe pulled right up thinking he was something real sexy, lol what a pratt!
My first impressions were there were not so many garotas I would really like to fuck as those in Luomo although more garotas to choose from and definately more mongers, some big black dudes from the USA too.  It was a Saturday night and im told weekends are not the best times to visit the Termas in Copacabana as many of the girls take time off.

This tall slim extremely curvy black garota immediately tunes into me as i take my seat.  This garota is as black as night with a perfect body. Not the prettiest face but still cute.  She’s a nice girl and soon her hands are in my robe playing with my cock, her tongue down my throat and im getting aroused.  What I really fancy tonight is some serious BBBJ with Cum in mouth CIM.  Disgusting yes, but a monger has to do what a monger must do.

My porto not good and her English not much better, but I get my wishes across and she is ok with it, so we head to the cabines.  She comes dressed in lacy red lingerie, very slutty, contrasts well with her black skin, nice room, bigger than Luomo she starts with some good BBBJ and then on with the condom and the usual different positions.  Its going well, I tell her I want to finish in her mouth, she kind of reluctantly agrees, but then is very professional about it.

She gets on all fours on the bed opens her mouth with me knelt in front her and wanks me off into her mouth with her big pink tongue wiggling around, the mirrors to the side and above make it a fantastic experience!  Afterwards she’s laughing trying to kiss me with loads of cum hanging off her chin,  It was great, one of the best CIM! Finishes me off with a nice massage, then clean up and head back down to the bar.

I have a few beers in the bar, the black garota is sat with me during this time and they are playing some good Brazilian Funk and the younger garotas are learning how to shake their bundas down from their older sistas.  Great atmosphere and a great way to spend a few hours relaxing and de-stressing. I then try out the sauna, sweat it out in here then shower and then back to the hotel for my beauty sleep.

Termas Quatro por Quatro 4×4

This Termas is probably one of the most popular in Rio its in the centro area on Rua Buenos Aires 44

Termas 4x4 centro
From Rio De Janerio Brazil June 2010

Again convienent for me as my hotel is opposite the Siqueria Campos metro.  You then take the metro to Uruguaiana Station.  I was originally going to explore the Centro Termas on the day that Brazil played their first world cup game against North Korea but was told everyone have half day off so not a good time to visit Centro.   I watched the football game in the balcony bar that day and met a lovely freelancer garota.

I find the place easy enough, Receptionist speaks good English, Im told if I take girl before 5pm then entrance fee of 50 reals will be waived, the cost is 200 reals for 40 minutes including the cabine.  Its busy inside, even before prime time after 5pm when the Brazilian business men of Centro finish work.  But there are lots of girls, it has the most garotas anywhere between 60-100 garotas working at any one time.  There is bundas on show everywhere, the usual racial diversity too, take your pick.

A garota joins me and i like her, latino, terrific figure and piecing green eyes even in the dark light, I think she is aged 19, but she is aged 29.  Too the room to do the dirty deeds.  All the usual fucking and sucking, no problems, i cum twice in the 40 minutes and it was non-stop all the way, eventually someone knocking on the door signalling 40 minutes time limit is up.  I find this time more than enough, after training in the Amsterdam brothels where you only get 15 minutes. 

Shower, sauna, then a rest on the loungers and then back into the bar for another beer and a good look around. Getting more busy all the time, my garota gives the thumbs up and then is keen to get some more business.

Termas 502

Temas 502 and those like it are regareded as second tier, they are more open, for both mongers and the garotas and you dont have to change into a dressing robe, they are generally cheaper too. Termas 502 is located on the  corner of Av. Rio Branco and Rua da Alfandega

Termas 502 centro
From Rio De Janerio Brazil June 2010

When I arrive there is no one at the door so I wander up the stairs to the reception, she not speak a word of English, there was no entrance fee, just pay for your drinks.  So i wander into the bar and there are at most 10 garotas inside dressed in the usual bikini attire, but most are nice, some young ones too, its only 3pm and there is only 1 or 2 other mongers about. 

Im told this place is sometimes where garotas from other parts of Brazil first come to Rio to work in the Termas, consequently it is where they fuck their first Gringo tourists.  Also the garotas are more free to come and go as they like so some prefer to work here rather than the top tier Termas where the rules for their attendance is quite strict.

A young black girl joins me and we share a couple of beers, im teaching her some English and she teaches me some Porto, nice girl very sexy, there was nice girls inside, im tempted to take her but want to check out more of the centro mongering options and Termas, in fact im pretty much decided I will take a garota in Termas 4×4, this is where im heading now.

That was my experience of the Rio Copacabana Termas and Centro Termas mongering.  The centro district has hundreds of Termas and  Massagens dotted all over would take many mongering vacations to Rio to experience them all.  The experience is kind of closed and a little expensive what with the poor exchange rates at the time. 

Many mongers take their cameras into the cabines having agreed with the girl to take some saucy pics of her, i not get any pics of the Termas Garotas i spent my time with, not fancy carrying the camera or mobile in my robe.

Its possible to strike up a deal with the Garota when alone with her in the cabine - exchanging telephone numbers so you can maybe see her on her day off for the girlfriend experience GFE.  Not something I was particulary interested in doing.  But inside a Termas you will find a girl giving you that porn star experience which on this ocassion I wanted very much!

Rio Termas Mongering references

Termas in Rio de Janeiro, In Search of Chicas Wiki Termas Guide

Rio Bitchmaps Rio De Janerio Termas Run

Garota De Balcony

Balcony Leme Copacabana

For freelancers and free-associating with the working girls of Rio and Copacabana there is only one show in town and that is the Balcony bar on Avenue Atantico Leme end.  This bar can be very busy while all the others can be empty, its open 24 hours 7 days a week.  Next door is the Dolce Vita disco, small personal and intimate, the best nights are the weekend and as always after midnight.  Since the closing of Club Help in January 2010 the Balcony has taken up the slack.   I visited the Balcony bar on a number of occasions duing my sex vacation to Rio in June 2010 and I never failed to find a decent garota within 30 minutes of arriving.

When I first arrived in Copacabana Rio I walked along the beach but heading in the direction of the Balcony just to get my bearings and to find its location as I knew the Balcony was most likely going to be the bar I visited most in Copacabana in search of some mongering action.  There are other bars dotted down along Avenue Atantico but only a few where freelancers hang out looking for some business, they are Mabs restuarant and Meia Patacia the latter popular with Afro Americans but in terms of number of working girls they do not compete with Balcony but may be worth a visit.

I would say this was one drawback with mongering in Rio and Copacabana is that there should be more bars like the balcony and more garotas.  The Balcony has a big canopy outside for when it rains but inside its quite small but has an American theme, im told by one of the garotas that it owned by an American too, the Capitano!

Fussy with Garotas

My first conquest at the Balcony occured on my first night, I arrived at the Balcony around 6pm and was immediately pounced on by two working girls. It was not long before we were having a good threesome at the Leme love hotel just round the corner from the Balcony bar.  Iv already gone into detail on this in my first post on mongering in Copacabana

Garota de Balcony
From Rio De Janerio Brazil June 2010

They were nice girls, very friendly, but as always on your first visit to a new mongering destination, you go with girls that on repeat visits you would not look at. I mean you get fussy and start looking for girls that are alot fitter or prettier or just have something different. On your first trip they are all different and have that unknown attraction about them.

The Termas scene in Rio generally has the better looking girls porn star types where you do get the PSE.  Alot of mongers complain that the girls in Balcony are rough, but you need to be able to see the wood through the trees or sort out the wheat from the chaff.  One way of doing this is arriving at different times of the day and evening.  You must appreciate the Balcony bar is an established pickup joint but better quality girls do not want to sit in the bar all day and night every day hoping to get some business. Generally the later it gets the more rowdy the scene will get with both girls and punters as more alcohol has been consumed.  A goodlooking Garota will not need to be in the bar long to get some business.  She can pick and choose and avoid the riff raff.

If you were a normal tourist walking along Avenue Atantico you would not even realise the Balcony bar is Copacabanas top mongering bar.  You can get alot of non monger types in there just passing by ‘nao fado’ as the girls like to say - ‘dont want to fuck!’.  No doubt one reason for this is its western appearance as the other bars are more typically Brazilian with formal Brazilian waiters, in fact at times these waiters can be overbearing.

Mongers in the Making

Maybe these newbie inquisitive tourists are mongers in the making, this is where newbie tourist  first meets hardcore pro.  Maybe its where they first give into temptation and experience their first rio whore and some paid for pussy P4P.  maybe they fall in love, start sending her money, start the visa process!
They tell themselves they are something special to these girls, a knight in shining armour that they would be good ‘wifey material’.  Never marry a whore!  marrying a whore is an oxymoron!  Its strictly business - once you have shot your load the sexual transaction is completed, remember you are on holiday and they are ‘working’ - not called ‘working girls’ for nothing or Garota de Programma GDP.  Man you need to be on your guard with working girls the world over.  Once you show them you want some emotional involvement, they have a sponsor in the making. This is sex and not love, this is renting some pussy.  Sponsors are destroying the mongering habitat as much as moral crusaders.

 The hardcore pros are much more likely to scam or rob you too especially when indulging in threesomes. One of their favorite tricks is to drug you ‘Goodnight Cinderella’ this can even be offered as chewing gum but is usually dropped into your drink.  A monger with experience can usually tell a good garota from a bad garota via the ‘interview process’ this is where you spend some time with the girl getting to know her probing her, if she got serious issues like a ‘pyschopath’ its hard to pretend not.  Once you are happy with your girl you then seal the deal and fuck her brains out with no regrets.

Balcony Ebony Garota

A few days into Rio and Im relaxing on Copacabana beach I decide to have a few beers at the Balcony, its around 4pm not many in and I make myself comfortable even order a bar snack some fried cod balls.  A few hardcore pros are sat around and they often will try to catch your eye but once you dont engage or reciprocate they get the message that you are not interested and look for game elsewhere. They never cause a problem unless you want one. 

Some of these girls look really busted!  I mean they would be better employed as scarecrows in some Brazilian farmers field, im sure.  Just as im thinking this to myself some older gents invite them over to their table.  There is no accounting for taste, I guess some guys just like down and dirty maybe their fantasy is abusing them and probably the girls are up for it, I mean how did they get to this state, i mean drugs and tattoos just a few of the visible scars.  I see the same girls a few days later eating a big slap up meal that some John has paid for!

Anyway a gorgeous black girl comes in the bar and sits opposite me, she smiles over and this girl is clean, lovely skin, sparkling eyes very fit body.  She sits opposite me on my table.  She is wearing a white lacy blouse with obvious big black firm tits and her big black nipples are poking through.  I want to fuck this black babe, but slight problem again my money is in the hotel.  We discuss business, her first price is 200R I immediately return with 150R and she accepts, this was for 2 hours round the Leme love hotel.  My hotel is suppose to be girl friendly but as of yet I have not tested this.

She agrees to wait in the bar while I go back to my hotel and get my money, I tell her I will be back by 6pm.  Back at the hotel im tired and neally decide to crash out but I cannot get that big black butt out of my mind, so I freshen up, change, take my cash out of the safe and head back down to the Balcony bar.  I arrive about 6:30pm, theres more whores and johns about now but she is still there sat at the bar all alone and greets me with a big smile. We have a beer exchange some small talk then head round to the Leme love hotel to exchange some body fluids.  Sometimes you do wonder if you are something special to these girls….

This is my second visit to this short time hotel now. Its 50R for 2 hours, the rooms are clean with showers porn on the TV etc.  We shower and she gives me some good head BBBJ and we fuck in many different positions, but my favorite is from behind doggy smacking and grabbing at that big black Ass! 

ebony garota balcony
From Rio De Janerio Brazil June 2010

Im done and she rolls over and I hear some fanny farts a sure sign that she enjoyed the sex session too.  I pay up and head back to my hotel.  She heads back to the balcony, with an ass like that she could easy make a 1000R tonite!

I stop off and eat in one of these Kilo resturants along Rua NS Copacabana and there is this young girl like late teens sat in front of me with her friend and she has pulled one of her legs up on the chair and is wearing tight little shorts and im almost getting a full view of her pussy and pussy lips!  I should have made a move but was exhausted empty and tired now, but im really liking Rio.

Balcony Bundas Garota

Another night im walking down Avenue Atantico and im trying to give the Balcony bar a miss because whenever I stop off there I dont make it any further there is always some Garota I cannot resist. I want to explore more of Copacabana.  My intention this night was to have a few beers in Mabs and then do some of the sex clubs around Leme or Boites as they are called.

Im walking pass Balcony and I can hear someone calling my name ‘SirMarjAlot‘ ‘SirMarjAlot‘  its getting nearer I turn and its one of the garotas from the first night when I had the threesome!  She wants me to come back to the Balcony and meet her friend a different Garota, she tell me nice looking garota with big bundas, but i tell her im going to the clubs and I see her later, she wants to come back to hotel and give me blowjob but I say no later.

Im sitting in Mabs and there are a few streetwalkers around, two garotas sit down at my table and I like one of them she is Mulato and young.  Then standing before is the Garota from Balcony again, I say are you following me? she say no, the other Garotas making there way to Balcony had told her I was here, my first experience of Garota Net!  She has brought her friend along and I am impressed with this garota more Latino looking, pretty early twenties and great figure.  They sit at my table and I buy them both a drink.  The other two garotas leave.  Soon im kissing the nice garota she not speak any english and my portuguese is very poor but im learning via Pimsleur and my MP3 player.

I dont want another threesome so the other garota tells me not a problem to just take her friend, I really appreciate her introducing me to this garota though so it pays to stay friendly with these girls.  Im about to take my third visit to the Leme hotel with this garota but then change of plan, we call down a taxi and I take her back to the hotel.  Want to test if the Hotel Atantico Copacabana on Siqueira Campos is really garota friendly.  And it is, no problems, she has to sign in and then it up to my room on the twelve floor. 
She likes the hotel and watches some tv and helps herself to a soft drink from the hotel bar.  She wants to stay long time or  “toda la noche TLN in the local Lingua.  Great some more fucking in the morning too. 

Garota de Balcony Bundas
From Rio De Janerio Brazil June 2010

She has a good body and I have a great sex session with her that night in my hotel room.  In the morning its more of the same and I pay up give her another 20R for taxi home and hope to see her again in the Balcony another night. 

So once again Garota de Balcony is the only show in Copacabana!  Shame there is not more bars like the Balcony in Copacabana I mean its like there only being one Gogo in Bangkok or Angeles or one beer bar in Pattaya.  But there was still the Termas to try.  But as long as the bar is delivering the garotas you want then what more do you want?  It does simplify things and means you dont have to trawl the bars looking for the lucky lady of the night.  So far the ratio of GILFs Garota’s I would really like to Fuck! has been pretty high in the Balcony bar.
 

Whore beach Copacabana

Whore Beach

For June, the weather in Copacabana was perfect for me coming from England, around 25C low humidity and clear blue skys and lots of sunshine, the only place to spend the days has to be relaxin down on Copacabana beach.  Now certain parts of the beach, the girls or GDP hang out in the daytime, so I was heading to Whore beach or ‘Ho beach’ Copacabana opposite the Orthon hotel. 

I find the Orthon hotel, its the highest building along Avenue Atantica and then head across to the beach opposite.  Every hundred yards or so there is a beach-guy renting you chairs, umbrellas who you can also buy drinks off. I know im at the right place as the guy sets up my lounger and says later he can introduce me to some beach babes aka working girls.
 

whore beach copacabana
From Rio De Janerio Brazil June 2010

Always ask the cost up front and he tells me the lounger for the day was 15R. Drinks etc were around 7R each.  So im sitting there relaxing listening to some MP3 and reading my lonely planet guide to Rio De Janerio.  Every 2 minutes or so beach vendors are constantly coming up to you trying to sell you there wares, a firm ‘Nao Obrigado’ and they leave.

Tourist traps and temptations

I drink my first Caipirinha, a brazilian favorite and very delicious but charged me a whopping 25R for this, i was realizing this guy was not interested in repeat business.  During the day he did bring two beach whores over to me, the first was a young slim Mulato girl 19yo gorgeous and in front of me she stripped down to her dental floss bikini and showed me those perfect little brown buttocks, I was tempted, but did not really want to work through the middle man who only had one thing on his mind, how to get as much money out of this dumb gringo tourist.

Later an older blonde came over with perfect figure, again tempting, but not so convienent as i was not renting a beach side apartment on the Copacabana else could have agreed a price and then just walked back to the apartment.  It was a lovely day on ‘Ho beach’ albeit expensive one, come 3:30pm the sun was going down behind the buildings along Av Atlantico.

Im ready to leave and he is writing down the bill like he did not already know and the charge was 80R.  I had kept tabs on everything thoughout the day and was around 10R over, he explained the extra was to rent the little plastic table for my drinks.  I pay up and walk 3 blocks and 5 minutes back to my hotel on Siqueria Campos.  I head up to the rooftop pool and enjoy another hours sunshine here with Christ the Redeemer overlooking.

rooftop pool Copacabana
From Rio De Janerio Brazil June 2010

Leme Whore beach

I did not return to this part of the beach during my stay in Copacabana, too expensive, but did want to experience a day on whore beach, the GDP’s around there are few and nothing you cant see elsewhere around Copa.  No doubt its a lot more busy during peak season.  Other areas where working girls hang around the beach during the daytime are up the Leme end too, but as it was world cup 2010 the Copacabana beach up near Leme opposite Balcony had built a big beach complex to watch the football games.   I did watch one or two games in here, lots of security, I watched the England V USA game though in Shennaigans in Ipanema, good atmosphere and lots of USA and English football fans dressed in the colors.  When Brazil played things got really busy.

Copacabana beach football screens
From Rio De Janerio Brazil June 2010

Next to the football complex I did ask a beach guy here how much to rent a chair and he quoted me 3R an hour, these areas are tourists traps.  If you just sit somewhere central a chair will cost 3R or 4R a day, drinks around the same too, so can have a very cheap day on the Copacabana beach, but you learn this after a day or two.

ho beach leme copacabana
From Rio De Janerio Brazil June 2010

Whore Beach Ipanema

Around the corner from Copacabana is Ipanema suppose to be a more upmarket area and less seedy than Copacabana.  Its a nice place to go walking during the daytime along Ipanema and Copacabana beach.  One day I even caught a bus to Leblon and walked all the way along Ipanema and the Copacabana to Leme and stopping off and having a drink in Balcony. 

The Rio beaches are divided into sections or postos and a lifeguard is responsible for each posto.  Different Postos attract a different crowd as well as mongers and whores.  Ipanema has a gay area

gay beach Ipanema
From Rio De Janerio Brazil June 2010

Further along Ipanema is Garota beach, where the body beautiful are suppose to hang out.  Some of better looking Rio GDP’s are also suppose to sunbathe here in the daytime too.

Garota beach Ipanema
From Rio De Janerio Brazil June 2010

Garota beach is opposite the Hotel Caesar Parque Ipanema, it would be hard to work out which girls are working and which are normal.  I just preferred Copacabana to Ipanema, more laid back.  At night some GDP’s are suppose to hang out around Cesar Park.

cesar park hotel Ipanema
From Rio De Janerio Brazil June 2010

Shoe shit scam

One day i was wearing my trainers walking along Ipanema, a silly thing to do on a hot day, i got hit by the shoe shit scam, but at least i knew about it beforehand.  A guy with a shoe shine kit points down to your shoes and there is a dollop of slime on your trainers, you never saw it coming, some small favela kid probably put it there while you were busy looking at all the ass on the beach.  I just told him where to go and wiped it off with some paper.
Best way to avoid this is to wear sandals.

Mongering ground Zero

Whore beach Copacabana used to be ground zero for whore mongering in Copacabana before the closure of Club Help which you can clearly see the remains of as you leave Whore beach. Club Help and Terraço Atlântico were knocked down to make way for a museum.  All part of the clean up of Copacabanas seedy crime ridden image before hosting the 2014 world cup games and the 2016 Olympics.  Mongering may be on the decline in Rio.

club help Copacabana
From Rio De Janerio Brazil June 2010

I must say though this is a neighbourhood area and not the ideal place for the biggest disco in Rio ‘Club Help’ soley for the use of prostitutes and gringo sex tourists.  Would be better up the Leme end IMHO.

But Copacabana beach is a great place to relax during the daytime, plently of eye candy on view even in low season June.  And if you want some daytime action there is some mongering to be had on the beach.  Dont fear crime I never  experienced anything of the sort.  Plenty of police and security around and on the beach, you do notice some favela kids around and some drug addict types but nothing you not seen before.  Personally I saw more of this on the Ipanema end rather than Copacabana.

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